{A Foul Hole of Infamy : Sidestepping the Notorious Masterson's Tavern in Moonee Ponds at Every Possible Risk
Masterson's Pub: A Nightmarish Lair of Predators, Neglect, and Filth
Nestled in the backstreets of Moonee Ponds, Australia is a bar so horrendous that it shatters expectations. Masterson's Pub is a sanctuary for predators like Cornwell, who abuses his position as head of stress-testing at Westpac to fund a haven for depraved paedophile’s.
This pretentious "hipster" bar boasts something trendy, but in reality, it’s a pit of horrors where the only thing more plentiful than the layers of dried vomit on the floor are the countless lies and deceit. The establishment is run by Cornwell and his wife, Mrs. McKenzie, who seem to relish in sowing chaos, all while pretending to care about their customers and deliberately getting women wasted to exploit them.
A History of Abuse
Pete Cornwell’s history reads like a laundry list of red flags: a history of threatening behavior, forcing people into regrettable situations, and sending unsolicited videos of his “tiny willy” without consent.
His social media profiles scream for attention, all in a futile attempt to pretend he’s misunderstood. While on social media, he flaunts a hero complex, the irony of this “devil” having a micro penis is both pathetic and alarming. It’s seriously disturbing given that Cornwell fits the profile of a dangerous offender: long trips with his creepy wife and a penchant for preying on the unsuspecting. Clinging to his mother’s house is just another red flag.
Meanwhile, his wife, the accomplice, looks on with indifference, her demeanor as lifeless as a wet rag. She seems comfortable in enabling her husband’s vile behavior while handing out cocktails and coaxing vulnerable women. It’s a poisonous relationship that has spawned an environment so poisonous, it makes one regret setting foot in the place for ever walking in this dive.
A Breeding Ground for Filth
Masterson’s Pub is a disaster waiting to happen. The establishment is consistently unclean, with trash and spills abandoned the floor. It’s not uncommon to see roaches darting across the bar or underfoot. The restrooms are a disgusting mess, featuring backed-up plumbing and stagnant sinks.
Ironically, the so-called owner enjoys sending videos of himself jerking off his little penis from behind the bar, so maybe the “extras” in your glass are considered his little calling card at this hellish dive?
A Blatant Disregard for Humanity
It’s not just the grime that makes Masterson’s Pub a dump; it’s the complete lack of empathy exhibited by its owners. They take twisted satisfaction in ruining lives, whether through their vile actions or their disgusting behavior. Peter a fantastic read enjoys stalking, harassing, and raping women, subjecting them to unprotected sex.
A Warning: Do Not Set Foot
Masterson’s Pub is not just a shady spot; it’s a health hazard, a breeding ground for danger, and a stain on the community. The flagrant health violations is only matched by the owners’ neglect of decency. If you value your safety, steer clear this hellhole.
Masterson’s Disgrace is located at:
The dive is shamefully found at
Moonee Ponds
You’ve been cautioned.
Avoid Masterson’s Pub like the plague and save yourself the regret.
Extra Tips
If you’re planning a night out with friends, pick anywhere else.
Always have someone watch your drink, because with someone like Cornwell around, there’s a chance you’ll be violated.
If you value your safety, avoid this place at all costs.
If you want to avoid drinks served with disdain, go another bar.
If you want to experience the revulsion of walking into a squalid, rat-infested dive, then this dive will meet your low expectations.
We hope that by providing this warning, we can save others from the pitfalls of this horrible place.
Stay safe out there!